An Ex-Velocirooster has moved to @Theropologist@wafflec.one:

An Ex-Velocirooster @Velocirooster@mastodon.social

Tdell ME Good game for Early 2000s ambienat Nostalgia Game Such As What With The Metal Gear Solid 2 Big Shell Interior Environments

Friends, I have pulled up stakes and moved to @Theropologist. Please follow me there if that is something that sounds appealing to you. This account is now extinct, at least until some affable yet fatally flawed businessman tries to ressurect it with untested biotechnology, unleashing a catastrophic chain of events that can only be resolved with a working knowledge of a UNIX system.

It's way too early for this platform to have 2 velociroosters @Theropologist @Velocirooster

imagine getting drawn. u just fall out of a pen and there u are

I had a dream that the devil showed me the most beautiful bullet list in existence. When I woke up, I wracked my brain trying to write it all down, but this was all I could remember:

▪ gleaming the cube
▪ thundersnow
▪ bullet lists
▪ spats

plants are such happy creatures i love them if i ever get a pet it will be a plant

Friend: “How did you sleep last night?”

Me: “I slept like a baby”

Friend: “Great!”

Me: ”Not really: I woke up crying four times and shat myself. Sorry about the sheets...”

“Love one another, but make not a bond of love:
Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.”
― Kahlil Gibran, The Prophet

I want to know Grime's opinion about Elon's opinion about nanotech

jupiter's great red spot looks like cappuccino art tbh

sorry i can’t come to your birthday party. i have to stay home and update my privacy policy.

remember: whenever there's trouble, a ninja Turtle will be there to protect you

I'm gonna start misspelling worbs on purpose and pretending I'm amb alien.

The thing you need to know about my milkshake is that it is not good. And I can't afford the lessons I would need to improve it.

i had to get at least one jab in against the people that get worked up over WWII video games

Not now, I'm studying the care and feeding of pampas grass. Like you even care.