Not sure why they named this #AppleEvent "Glowjob" usually it makes sense after the event is over but not this time...
@Verso I don’t know I might consider the new Siri UI effects a Glowjob. You know, like a dye job but with glow. What else could it be about?
@jamie_blumberg Better than anything I could come up with, so I'm going with your explanation. But that should have been a glowup if my Slang The Young People Use is up to date (;
@Verso Agreed! Though I do want to point out that I think officially the tagline was “Glowtime" like “showtime”. (I think Glowjob is funnier though.)
@jamie_blumberg I know what the invite said. I prefer Glowjob. (:
(I will never use the name for the activity area at the top either. It is a lonely or a fantasy island and NOTHING else. It is my protest of a stupid name.)
@Verso The one credit I will give to the name “Dynamic Island" island is that it lets you contrast the Notch as a “static peninsula".
Also the thought that just came into my head is that I bet a Glowjob has something to do with glow in the dark lipstick.
@jamie_blumberg well now I want glow in the dark lipstick...
@Verso Right?? Might have to settle for lighter colored lipstick and a blacklight. For... aesthetic purposes.
@Verso *cough*
…but nice.