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I saw these weird things at a cat sanctuary. They seem charming!:

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Bugs, cannibalism Show more


Pentagons are an extremely half assed shape

Just fucking commit to being a hexagon already!

Tom Nook Hot Take Show more

- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

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And you should all read that thread on the subject if you have not

child sexual assault, predators, pedophiles, ""call-out culture"", Show more

I have a cold and have to go prime a ceiling tonight

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