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I Need A Dual Monitor Arm For My Desk But Do Not Want To Spend $200 On A Good One And I Must Scream

I Need A Dual Monitor Arm For My Desk But Do Not Want To Spend $200 On A Good One And I Must Scream

Wes Anderson is a weird one for me as I find his films to be more critical of the people they focus on then most people seem to

I am trying to watch The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou but have gotten distracted by reading about how people feel about the way Wes Anderson handles race and gender. There's a surprising lack if consensus beyond "His movies sure are white as hell huh" which yeah that's hard to deny

To the spider on my ceiling whom I am about to kill: Show more

Hot damn No Cites To Love is a good ass album

"Why isn't this whammy bar doing anythi~oh that's the input jack, whoops"

I tried to set up a who's on first joke by telling people that the hot new meme on Mastodon was a, but so far no one has bitten

Forgive me Masto for I have memed

Reading this drivers manual is like learning to play Magic The Gathering but instead of a card game it's not running people over

I Have To Read The Montana Drivers Manual Again And I Must Scream

On the live version of the song I Might Be Wrong off of the album I Might Be Wrong Thom Yorke pronounces the w in sword and I have decided that I will know pronounce the h in Thom from here on out

"Hmm I need to look this up"

*ten minutes later*

"Holy shit I have 50 tabs open how did I do this?"