Vulpes🦊Absurda @Vulpes_Absurda@mastodon.social

#2018

"find someone that looks at you the same way Tetsuya Nomura looks at anyone wearing more than one belt at a time"

Yes perfect send toot no one has ever made this joke before

I am sick enough to think about buying a real fox skull for $69 but not sick enough to do it

Ever have on of those colds where it's actually worse after the main part is over? Because that's where I am at right now

I love these angry potato looking little fuckers so much

"Vore me Shark Daddy" I write into my Bloodborne notes realizing I have spent too much time on Mastodon

Yeah I know my PS4 wasn't turned off properly my power went out what do you want from me

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I did it I found a chai tea I don't immediately hate! I don't know that I would say I like it

But I don't hate it

Hey is anyone by any chance a hand writing expert? A friend of mine would like to know what something says but no one can actually read it

I have now coined the term elevalter for any alter that also functions as an elevator please feel free to use it as is needed

"Sunflower with teeth"

Is both a thing in Bloodborne and the name of my new album coming this fall

Logitech just tried to get me to install some bloatware called Overwolf

How to know that I am boring part 96:

Someone I know: "I'm at this l leather daddy show but I only go on the day everything is discounted"

Me in my head: "Hmm I need a new belt I wonder if he could pick one up for me"

needs more floof

That feeling when you click on the wrong space and boost someone's toot about sleep schedules by mistake

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