Wilhelm @Wbud@mastodon.social

I tooted.

Trump can't remember to empathize so he needs a card to remind him what to say to feign empathy. Also his shirt cuffs have "45" embroidered on them.

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/7za6al/trump_holds_notecard_with_apparent_reminder_to/

moving sucks everything hurts why am I not rich enough to pay someone to do this for me

toot

New year new me: no more twitter.

toot toot

@Gargron are we federated with counter.social? Getting error 500 when I search for a user on there.

toot toot I'm tooted out

Toot toot

I don't know if I'm ready to handle today.

Never mind, tusky isn't uploading it properly...

New profile pic!

Feature request: language filter on the local and federated timelines

Player Unknown's Battlegrounds has potential to become bae.

but Overwatch is still bae

Quake Heroes is actually pretty alright... wish there were more weapons tho

Too toot. How's the mastoverse today?

wubalubadubbdubbbbbb!

@AstutePenguin sup

Hello world #introductions