🎶 YOU. YOU GOT WHAT I NEED. BUT YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND, AND YOU SAY HE'S JUST A FRIEND THAT FEEDS YOU MACKEREL SCRAPS🎶

PIZZAMOTHMAN MUST BECOME THE MOST POPULAR ACCOUNT SO HE CAN EASILY WARN ALL HIS FOLLOWERS OF IMPENDING DANGER

Since I'm fucking tired of chasing higher education miscreants I'm going to randomly toot songs at you.

1) love the Jimmy Cliff original but I'd never heard this so go willy.

youtu.be/EYZ-H9xJc6g

Actual email received at work today. Who has the keys to the safety cupboard? Snowflake need a good cry.

@Witchsmeller paul atreides also sucks and drinks his own piss so it's applicable

My favorite part of Dune is when Paul cries because because his Dad tells him ice cream is forbidden on Arrakis

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