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i don't even like posting i just do it because i work here

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i ate pizza with pineapple on it once and immediately died and was reincarnated as a shitposting account

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i'll kick anyone's ass. i'll kick your ass. i'll kick your neighbor's ass. i'll kick my own ass!

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i dont care if this gets me cancelled i think some of you need to hear this. its not ok to stan genghis khan. he was problematic as hell

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getting my wisdom teeth removed has made me forget how to be good at posting. all i know how to do now is sit on the couch and watch the simpsons

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'the ego', the infamous ahaṃkāra bastard i would like to destroy the most

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not gonna lie not even gonna sugar coat it i hate the fuckin pepe frog i odnt care how much twitch chat or whatever modifies it or makes it "le funny meme" it sucks and i hate it and i wish i could stop seeing it

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huge difference between a dunk, an own, and a clowning. never get these confused

if i was president i would put rainbow sprinkles in the drinking water

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Get your rapper name by combining finding a quiz on it somewhere online and doing it yourself. What do I look like, your PA?

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am i bi or pan? im whichever you have a problem with

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I spilled baked beans all over myself watching shadows on the walls of a cave and an enlightened man shouted 'this prisoner thinks hes eatin beans' and everyone laughed

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if i saw 'pepe the frog' in real life i would Destroy him

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It is legal and free to not give a shit about anything I say

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boosting threads on theory with this avi gives me an aura like a super saiyan

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you think you know scary? I'm the only person in this server without a picrew Avi

hey yall im back... sorry for being inactive the past month. i thought i found my future husband, but all he wanted was my strawberry plants and internet clout

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Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom. Yes, yours!

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fav means "I've read your post and I want those three seconds of my life back"

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