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people get one mood swing and say the mercury is in retrograde

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posting 'which pokemon would you fuck' and blocking anyone who responds

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All of the urban dictionary definitions for people's names are always like "one in a million" "the coolest guy in the world" "never lose her" "never gonna meet anyone like her" "so unique" "A guy unlike the rest" like damn bitch... just tell me who's the richest of them all so I can rob them

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swipe up if you want to know what goes on behind the scenes of my shitposting

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i need somebody's boyfriend to explain stock market to me

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people who can knit or crochet are stronger than everyone

don't say i don't care! i cringe on your behalf everyday

hi i have a degree in accounting, business, and finance

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how am i supposed to explain this cringe you just posted to my children. get cringe out of our public schools

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girlie went to gucci hq once and ain't shut up since

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