𝚁𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚕 𝚂𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚙 @WrrrdNrrrdGrrrl@mastodon.social

#Introduction Labels time, I guess! I don't normally use this many # s, but this is the exception.

30-something #Queer #Socialist #Author with #EDS, #Migraine, and other #disability. She/her, they/them is also fine.

💜s #PunkRock, #DisasterMovies, a grey-purple color that has no name, #Discworld books, and #Birdwatching to chill tf out.

Furries and code nerds welcome.

All subspecies of fash, GTFO.

#NoMoa

I am also still raising money for my local abortion fund. If you haven't pitched in yet, please put your spare change here. https://fund.nnaf.org/fundraiser/3777819

AOC is raising money for abortion funds live on air right now. Times like this, I'm proud of #demsocialists and what we're accomplishing.

I was looking at some price charts, and HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE. WE HAVE MORE COWS THAN PEOPLE.

It's been an interesting transition from "getting nickeled and dimed down to exact poverty" to "fuck you, you get nothing, gas is $5 a gallon now."

I did my best today, but my knee is screaming again, so I'm going to relax & take some drugs about it.

The answer is 2007, btw

Regarding the current round of NFT jokes:

What did Reel Big Fish know and when did they know it

#florespondence!

I'm not much for pink, but the pollinators like them.

Just drove by a tech support place.

A tech support car and an electrician's van were nose to nose in the driveway, and both guys were standing there literally going 🤷🏻‍♂️

That's the state of technology, folks.

I have a news alert set up for #EDS, but Halsey just got dxd, so now I have to filter every tabloid's hot take on that.

For the record, having with EDS and MCAS and POTS and other stuff all together is not hypochondria. It's normal.

Origami rose

Today was kinda not ideal, but there was a great thunderstorm in it and now I'm doing origami, so it can't be that bad.

•Anyone who sues over the right to have an abortion, doesn't get their abortion.

•The only reason I will have the same rights as a dead body will be "the invisible man living in the sky said so" and I just. I can't.

Like, I absolutely want a Jewish pregnant person to show up at the supreme court and make them look like assholes, but, two things.

I'll level with you: If we lose Roe v Wade because the court is so fucked up, and then we get it back because someone sues for a religious exemption, I'm going to be hysterical and laugh-cry until I die.

Orpheus on Saturday: Ooh, looks like you got a sunburn.
Me: I don't think so.

Orpheus today: WTF, it's just a tan now.
Me: 🤷🏻‍♀️

I know the fediverse doesn't love #AnotherLife because the science is...really something, but I don't care. I love it. I love the blunt lady captain. I love the cute nonbinary doctor. I love the realistic polyam girl. I just love it.

Just going to lay here like a sloth and rewatch the queer trans polyam space invader show.