@johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host

Funky harpsichord

Am I the first person to think of “Stone Cold Jane Austen”? Almost certainly not.
Am I gonna let that stop me from feeling a sense of validation with each new notification on that toot? Absolutely not.

@bigegg
While we're on the subject what's the morality around wanting to set yachts aflame or hitting the nyse with an emp?

@kevinwhipwreck@bofa.lol
It's getting hot in here, it's cuz of climate change

It is getting so hot it's thawing the methane lakes

@howbluetheanger@bofa.lol
I own all material featured on my mastodon timeline, it's the consequence of allowing yourself to be boosted by me.

I once went to an anime convention doing a very phoned in Dr house cosplay. I'm not sure why.

accidentally swallowed a whole hot dog without chewing and i'm worried about the next 24 hours

@selfagency@bofa.lol alot of them were pretty blatant about merely coming here to ride out the banstorm, there really wasn't any way a certain amount of people weren't eventually gonna migrate back and the most popular accounts have 'more to lose'

@streetvalkyrie@bofa.lol The Potrait of Dota-ing Grey

@cjwyoming@bofa.lol
...
Ranch is dijon mayonaise
teriyaki is dijon soy sauce

As a machine designed entirely to fuck up the phrase "problem matic" upsets me but I find I have no way to properly air my grievances about it.

@vegetablegremlin@bofa.lol
*reads entire thread*
*meditates on a mountain peak*
*comes back to thread*

Cabin in the woods is ready player one for spooky shit

spicy take maybe 

spicy take maybe 

From hellsite 

@selfagency@bofa.lol
Florence isn't even the biggest storm going on right now. But I mean, it's going to be a long term ecological disaster so I get why they're covering it.

@Vedia_Lupae
The world is arbitrary and chaotic, it's individuals whose choose to be fair or unfair.

I'm just a sad dude and the references I make are old and pointless Alexa play tunak tunak tun.

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