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When a man bites a hog, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a hog bites a man, that is news

is there a tooter among us who can say they would not use a time machine to bofa historical figures?

Do you ever think about sprite comics/ flash animations and how there's like, a whole art form that's already died out and will never get appreciation in our lifetime. Like you're not gonna take an art class and hear about the stuff I grew up watching online, because it was all unlicensed, and now most of its already gone. And it's not that I'm saying it was good, because you don't measure art by "good". There's a whole generation of artistry people poured over and it's gone or soon to be.

I just packed up my desktop computer for college, and my room feels like a different place without it. It's too quiet, with none of the constant whirring of the fans in the background.

I guess the moral of the story is "Home is wherever your rig is set up."

genie: you have three wishes

me: make every word have four letters

gnie: okay

meee: make evry word strt andd endd with 't'

tnit: that

teet: takt tvrt tort tavt 'oo' tint thet tdlt

toot: toot

toot: toot

You guys have fun I'm still holding out for kissinger

On the other hand just imagine the lives that could be saved if every troop were a John McCain (captured immediately)

annoying orange got a fucking tv show. don't you ever fucking forget that or let it go. this world is sick.

Paul prognosticating the unavoidable holy war and feeling helpless to stem it's tide = tooting about climate change

"I must not tweet.
Tweets are the mind-killer.
Tweets are the little-death that bring total obliteration.
I will face the tweets.
I will permit them to pass over me and through me.
And when they have gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the tweets have gone there will be nothing.
Only toots will remain."

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"The joke," he says, exasperated, "is that Shadout Mapes is about to say 'Soo-soo-sook my dick.'"

Smallest to largest it's yip, yap, arf, bark, woof, boof.

Adult/making light of a tragedy 

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