Patreon shenanigans with math Show more
Starting 18-Dec, pledgees are getting a SMALLER cut, not larger.
Before, if you pledged $1.38, Patreon took 20% of that, and gave the pledgee $1.10
Now, if you pledge $1.38, Patreon takes 31%, giving the pledgee $0.95.
Also, Patreon raised the minimum pledge from $1 to $1.38, but words it as "$1 pledge" with fees to come later, hoping you don't notice. We need to save that money for our post-neutrality ISP fees!
Apologies in advance to the 28% of the Patreon creators who I now must cut out of my patronage, but my budget only goes so far.
The New Patreon thing, made simple Show more
All the $1 pledgers will get charged $1.38. They will be confused and angry.
The pledgee will get $0.95 instead of $1, because Patreon doesn't have the gumption to just make the surcharge 0.43 instead of 0.38.
Mass exodus of $1 pledgers, because a sudden 38% markup is confusing and enraging.
Patreon sees a big profit uptick in CY2016, the long term damage settles in later. Embrace, extend, exploit, extinguish.
In the room the chatters come and go, talking of Mei and Lucio.
Irreverent and long Show more
Well, the Romans are coming and they don't stop coming ♫ Turn the other cheek and hit Golgotha running
Didn't make sense not to do un-to ♫ others what to me they should also do
So much to give, so much to heal, so more baptizing all of the Goyim
You know never know if you don't go ♫ You're never saved if you don't know
My phone has been stolen! 😟 This device had been a gift and had value of sentiment. 😑 Sigh. Until further notice, I will not be smart when I am out of the house.
furry/gore/porn stuff Show more
Thank-you to my patreon supporters who helped me make this dream come alive.
"Un Petit Creux", a comic collaboration with Mamabliss and Xinjinmeng.
"It's, like, the best game ever. It's not appreciated because it's difficult."
"And your box is different than the game inside."
Badly describe one of your favorite games:
"Angry naked person kills everybody, dresses up in their clothes, then walks away."
It is not God who makes the algorithms, nor Fate which monetizes them, nor Destiny which combines them with the advertising. It's us. Only us.
Children are not to be trusted! They're just little people with nothing to lose, no moral compass, and unlimited imagination! Vigilance!