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Patreon shenanigans with math Show more

Apologies in advance to the 28% of the Patreon creators who I now must cut out of my patronage, but my budget only goes so far.

The New Patreon thing, made simple Show more

In the room the chatters come and go, talking of Mei and Lucio.

Irreverent and long Show more

Irreverent and long Show more

Irreverent and long Show more

My phone has been stolen! 😟 This device had been a gift and had value of sentiment. 😑 Sigh. Until further notice, I will not be smart when I am out of the house.

Don't ask me, I'm just improvising my illusion of careless flight.
Can't you see my temperature rising? I radiate more heat than light.

If a channel is only for "SFW" stuff, why would they name it "shitposting"?

"It's, like, the best game ever. It's not appreciated because it's difficult."
"Like me!"
"And your box is different than the game inside."

Badly describe one of your favorite games:
"Angry naked person kills everybody, dresses up in their clothes, then walks away."

"Dammit Jane, stop going crazy."
"Being naked increases your bravery. Over time, I mean. It makes you freak out faster."
"So you're not just crazy, you're naked crazy."

It is not God who makes the algorithms, nor Fate which monetizes them, nor Destiny which combines them with the advertising. It's us. Only us.

Children are not to be trusted! They're just little people with nothing to lose, no moral compass, and unlimited imagination! Vigilance!

Don't you hate it when you find porn drawn just the way you like it, and the only source you can find for the artist is a dead account?