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䷔ Boo Mold Scream ䷔ @Xinjinmeng@mastodon.social

Don't ask me, I'm just improvising my illusion of careless flight.
Can't you see my temperature rising? I radiate more heat than light.

If a channel is only for "SFW" stuff, why would they name it "shitposting"?

"It's, like, the best game ever. It's not appreciated because it's difficult."
"Like me!"
"And your box is different than the game inside."

Badly describe one of your favorite games:
"Angry naked person kills everybody, dresses up in their clothes, then walks away."

"Dammit Jane, stop going crazy."
"Being naked increases your bravery. Over time, I mean. It makes you freak out faster."
"So you're not just crazy, you're naked crazy."

It is not God who makes the algorithms, nor Fate which monetizes them, nor Destiny which combines them with the advertising. It's us. Only us.

Children are not to be trusted! They're just little people with nothing to lose, no moral compass, and unlimited imagination! Vigilance!

Don't you hate it when you find porn drawn just the way you like it, and the only source you can find for the artist is a dead account?

♂️📚🃏 Every time I watch this "Male Novelists Jokes" video, it only gets funnier.

"Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?" [araxoolie.tumblr.com/post/1651]

Sometimes I feel like I can't even sing.

"My love is like my architecture: hard, uncompromising, and reinforced with steel."
"Good. That's how I like my women: rapidly built up, in response to a post-war social crisis." 🏢 💗

"You won't like me, I'm mock virgin: stringy, gamey, and tough."

I made art assets for a game! Most of them are in here, but there's still bugs to swat. You fly a spaceship using a mouse and you break up rocks and ice to collect. I could fly this adorable spaceship for hours. mastodon.social/media/Z_zy9WoD

Does Apple get some kind of tax break or government subsidy for keeping iTunes so consistently terrible?

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🎃 If you must be obsessing over Halloween, please inform me when the Candy Corn Oreos go on sale in the local stores. Thank you.