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OH: “…who the fuck cleans a knife on a train?!”

Better question: Where are all the cops that PAPD claims are keeping us “safe”?

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It's fifteen months until HOPE XIII and already I've come up with three talk ideas, one panel discussion, a show-n-tell workshop, and an overflow of disinformatives.

Let he who is without sin() cast the first float().

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...I mean, to burn the roof of your mouth, you'd have to set your nostrils on fire, wouldn't you? If anything, you've burnt the *ceiling* of your mouth...

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@volt4ire Usually when a car is leaking it's some sort of gas or liquid, not RAM.

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good #HTML is readable even without #CSS.

call that a hot take if you must but I stand by it. a good website works not only without JS but also without CSS. it can be ugly, but it should be readable.

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...am I to understand that of all the 💩 on the Internet Archive there isn't a single scan of the NYNEX White Pages?!

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My kind is supposed to love the Vernal Equinox, but my sinuses are like a Superfund site and all I want to do is go home and boil my head.

Screw you, Spring. I'm allergic.

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The only purpose an election poll serves is to convince people who should be voting that they don't have to, and that crap's just not going to fly anymore.

Ignore every election poll. Cast your vote like you're the tiebreaker, because you might well be.

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