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Yukari 🍉ゆかり丼Peerless✅ @Yukari

I'm stuck in my bedroom while my husband and landlord are working on caulking the bathroom. I've got no makeup, messy hair and in pjs because I was going to have shower after the guys are done. It's been like, 3 hours... Now I'm hungry 😢

@Yukari Just go and eat. You are simply phrasing everything wrong! :-)

Number one, good looking women don't need makeup, as there is nothing to 'make up' for.

Number two, don't think of it as messy hair, but 'tousled hair' which is quite fetching.

So are pj's.

See? No problem!

Your hubby won't even notice and your landlord will be happy!

Go eat.

I'm a man, I know these deep mysteries :-)