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So, hellthreads are in fact online pillowfights. I miss pillowfights.

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It seems I never did write an . How typically rude.

I'm _aD. , , . Only sorry about the poet bit. I fix computers, perpetuate , enjoy , love astronomy, play video and suffer an unrequited love affair with the . I'm British. Sorry about Brexit.

I keep an online journal at simplypeachy.co.uk/journal/ which has, in recent years, ended up being 95% .

My writing equal-ego is @wordsmith where I keep my musings to a literary angle.

Just rescued a huge, verdant dragonfly from an impenetrable pub window. At one point it landed upside down and played dead and somehow scared the bejesus of me when it dramatically sprang back into action. Those aircraft are loud!

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tired: humanity finally discovers interstellar travel and is inducted into the galactic federation
wired: humanity finally discovers interstellar travel and is inducted into the galactic inter-library loan system

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when you've got "smooth criminal" stuck in your head but you can't remember hearing it, that's 

UK politics, climate change 

Skype on Android has relegated the Enter key to an alternate above the emoji key.

Le cry.

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you're telling me wimbledon isn't a hot new fedi software? what the fuck is tennis?

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A cinnabar #moth and #caterpillar; actually seen a few days apart - the moth I saw on a pretty busy road near my home a few days ago, the caterpillar I saw today as I was walking along the Bridgewater canal towpath.
Both are incredibly vibrant colours. The moth was sporadically beating it's wings really fast.
There were loads of the caterpillars around today.
#wildlife #photography

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Discover This Amazing Secret To Train Your Border Collie To Deliver Pizzas

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@Gargron hey Eugen. sorry, was really focused on my new job as a headline writer for Vice

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Did you know?

Mars is the only known planet completely inhabited by robots.

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"If this book mentions swans, I'm burning it"

UK politics 

UK politics 

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DSS 55 carrier lock on @MarsCuriosity
Frequency: 8.4013GHz
Signal strength: -170dBm
IDLE OFF 1 TURBO

you: PSA...
me: Another brigade, another day on the Internet.

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