Nicolas Bouilleaud @_nb@mastodon.social

Courts métrages - The elephant’s song
https://www.arte.tv/fr/videos/092082-000-A/the-elephant-s-song/

Also, dear @DuckDuckGo, I would very much like to pay for the service.

Searching for google ads in google vs searching for google ads in ddg

Google Ads has to run an ad for itself in order to appear before its competitors. Internal invoicing must be fun. (Of course I clicked it.)

🤷‍♀️

(https://dl.acm.org/doi/abs/10.1145/3386332)

Random idea: Apple is not transitioning to off-the-shelf ARM processors, they’re making their own chips. Could they design it to make it easier to emulate x86 processors? Or even implement some parts of the intel instruction set? Would that make sense?
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RT @daringfireball
★ On Apple Announcing the ARM Mac Transition at WWDC This Month
https://daringfireball.net/2020/06/on_apple_announcing_the_mac_arm_transition_at_wwdc
https://twitter.com/daringfireball/status/1270457145020960768

Les chaines d’infos qui continuent de tendre le micro aux fachos sont-elles:
🅐 foncièrement racistes elles-mêmes?
🅑 cyniques, ça fait de l’audience?
🅒 tellement persuadées de la neutralité des medias qu’elles invitent des anti- et des pro-, même pour parler de racisme?

« Les policiers se sentent trahis par leur ministre et dénoncent le manque de moyens et de matériel. »

Ah mais du coup c’est comme les hôpitaux et les profs! Convergence des luttes! ✊✊✊

(Reason #2 is “I enjoyed objective-c specifically because it wasn’t trying to be c++”)

Around 2005, my dream job was “indie mac dev”, because there was this cool indie scene. The #1 reason I no longer code for Apple platforms is “the App Store is a bag of shit”.
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RT @wilshipley
Every year I fill out this survey from Apple, for Apple developers. Every year nothing changes.
https://twitter.com/wilshipley/status/1271185023744397312

Il n’y a pas d’emoji « vélo cargo ». Hidalgo démission.

Is Apple Arcade still a thing?

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RT @morganastra
tfw the city budget hasn't spent a penny on infrastructure maintenance since the collapse of the soviet union but shovels millions into the PD every year

https://t.co/WrjZCXhAUa
https://twitter.com/morganastra/status/1268276866080620545

On est d’accord que pique-niquer à l’esplanade des Invalides c’est de droite?

(Plus sérieusement: c’est une des pelouses les plus moches de Paris, de base. Qui va se poser là?)

(À part les « dîners en blanc », tiens.)
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RT @LCI
EN DIRECT - Déconfinement : à Paris, l'esplanade des Invalides couverte de détritus https://bit.ly/2TUpcuC
https://twitter.com/LCI/status/1267016842226343938

J’ai un faible pour les jeux électroniques du-futur-des-années-80.

That’s not the body part you’re supposed to chop off, but alright.
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RT @ericcrawford
A protestor (at an overwhelmingly peaceful protest) in downtown Louisville has made off with the hand of the King Louis XVI statue
https://twitter.com/ericcrawford/status/1266206301270544386

Onglets ouverts