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Have you noticed most people online who say 'sorry, English is my second language, I might make mistakes' make zero mistakes in the text and type better than many native English speakers?

I'm so impressed by people who fluently speak or write more than one language.

It's my turn to try breaking the work websites this week.

"This stress ball is leaky."
"That's... an orange!"

You know you're addicted to Markdown when your paper notes' headlines are prefixed with #

He who shits, but does not wipe, is a fool with no caution. He who wipes, but does not shit, is a fool with too much fear. But he who shits and wipes, only to find spotless paper, is truly blessed with both wisdom and luck.

"I don't like $x, but I have to use it for work."

You don't have to be unhappy at work. Especially if you're a software developer, your skills translate almost trivially to any other workplace. Start looking and make a change.

Stopped rollin', they still hatin'. Maybe it's not related to rollin'? I question.

@netkitty @micrackbiron I furred there was a secret pawed, that Kitten played and it purrleased the Lord, but you don't really care for mewsic, do you?

Holy smokes.

LibreOffice runs on the Librem 5!

AND IT WORKS.

Saving files, opening files, typing... the UI is a bit cramped (it's a desktop app on a phone)... but hot-diggity! It works!

Dear @gitlab, after reading this, I am ashamed to be using your product:

gitlab.com/gitlab-com/www-gitl

We will stop using it as soon as we can manage to and I will stop recommending you to others. Unlike you, we don’t associate with folks incompatible with our values.

Shame on you.

#gitlab

I'll get the sad feeling that I'm not going to see true equality in my lifetime.

I have a 'Smiths' part of my brain that retains trivia and all the lyrics, and yet I don't remember any of the actual life events in my life

Priorities

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