Request for good vibes/prayers/whatever you like to send on behalf of a dozen homeless cats I'm trying to help and a horrible bitchy quagmire I'm stuck in with two other potentially sabotaging people. Visualize; a good no-kill shelter accepting them, enemies setting aside their differences, being able to fundraise, being able to get broad interest in adopting, things working out to the best of all concerned. Thanks in advance, lovely people 😘

Ok but they look real cool. Peep the hairy ass legs lol

Wotan lying against his food puzzle. He's somehow comfortable like this

hey can everyone on mastodon follow me? it's for a joke

Richmond is going to look like Venice before long.

saints preserve me from arrogant, condesending, poor-hating, affluent neoliberal bitches

Fun fact: there's a spider-man villain named The Owl, and this is not a joke, who doesn't have any powers bird-related or otherwise. He's just a crime boss who likes to eat mice.

"Spider-man's greatest villains include Doctor Octopus."
"Yes, go on."
"The Rhino."
"Love it."
"The Vulture."
"And Electro."
"No, god damnit, he has to be the Eel, none of this works if he's not the Eel!"

very very terrible climate news thread 

vague neg 

I feel sad for the guy but he needs to work on rehoming himself and we can help his cats. His two dogs have already been rehomed, and kept together. Wish I could take one of the three I saw today but the idea was vetoed. Can at least help get them rehomed.

Battery died. I’m back from being social for more than I want for the next month. Look at this cool ass motherfucker

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