Matthew Hall @aDB@mastodon.social

its the year 2050. for 10 years your retinal implant has been blinking 12:00 because the company decided to stop supporting it

Three Instances for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of pouets,
Nine for Mortal Men tooted to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Toots lie.
One Fil Public Global to rule them all, One Fil Public Global to find them,
One Fil Public Global to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Toots lie.

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Is it good form to boost one's own bots on this platform?

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When doggo knows how to blend in

My dear friend @way created http://tooter.today/ to help people pick a Mastodon instance that suits them!

PSA: If you are in the web view of a remote instance of some user or toot, you cannot directly reply/boost/fav.

But you can copypaste the URL into your local Mastodon server's "Search" field, then it allows you to interact!

Wasn't obvious to me, so maybe boost this if it helped you. :)

Ok guys, very funny.

*drags on cigarette* "Yeah, I was user 2493. @Gargron followed me back."

"On the main instance?! Holy shit! And you just gave it up?"

*flicks cig into the wind*

"Yeah, kid. For the Federation."

--> @schlink

How many toots could a toot-boost boost if a toot-boost could boost toots?

I am the Mastodon of my own Domain.

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this must be what it's like to be your own grandparents when they're learning computers