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i made a ko-fi thing, so if u think i make pretty pictures n u wanna throw money at me in the hopes a coin embeds itself in my brain and i die

ko-fi.com/a_lizard

we don't even look at porn on the computer anymore, we look at it on our phones?

me: ok so the patented cow Fuck Hole, is getting kinda old, a little cruel, i'll free range the baby cows till theyre grown

the cows: try to get to their parents desperately

me: :(

built a nice little cowshed as my patented "cow fuck hole" something i can finally avoid

oh ok, i guess i'm a "fake feelings fan" simply cause i cannot name each one i'm feeling?

they should let you grow weed in minecraft. just my two cents

oh ok, i guess i'm a "fake feelings fan" simply cause i cannot name each one i'm feeling?

setting up complex autocrafting chains so i can set up even complexer autocrafting chains
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back in the day we had steve job, johnny cash and a promising future in the soviet union

mans in my menchies like "you know what, fuck you *defishes your eye*

cowarda isnt a typo, its actually italian, and also a typo

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"i dont bite" is the cowarda way of telling someone to come nearer "i do bite and you like it like that you fucking freak" is how i got about it

kinda fucked up that humanity is getting firther away from what its all about: eating food and Fucking

HULKAMANIA HAS JUST ONE QUESTION FOR YOU BROTHER: DOES YOUR PHONE HAVE GAMES ON IT?

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