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i made a ko-fi thing, so if u think i make pretty pictures n u wanna throw money at me in the hopes a coin embeds itself in my brain and i die

ko-fi.com/a_lizard

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ok nerds, im about to stream some more modded minecraft in like 5 mins when my cup of coffee is done, if you wanna see me stare at a screen figuring out production lines:

twitch.tv/chillallmen

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types of mutuals:
— type that owes me one dollar
— type that owes me two dollars
— type that o

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ok nerds, im about to stream some more modded minecraft in like 5 mins when my cup of coffee is done, if you wanna see me stare at a screen figuring out production lines:

twitch.tv/chillallmen

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please use france positive language on this website, instead of saying "baguette smoking, croissant boofing imperialist colonizing pieces of shit" say "french"

please use france positive language on this website, instead of saying "baguette smoking, croissant boofing imperialist colonizing pieces of shit" say "french"

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monads online is a satirical website. hope you have some laughs!

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arguing for 7 hours with the fanfiction.net staff that since marshall mathers plays the character of eminem, my 2 fanfic "force feminem" and "empreg: tales of the heavy with child slim shady" does not violate their real people fic rules

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macron: le stacys mom, she uh, how you say, has it “going on”?

im a "honktivist" i show up to places in full clown attire and blast airhorns to draw as many eyes as i can toward me

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the only 'hackers' i respect are the russians who got me my cracked copy of heroes of might and magic 3 back in 2008

here's a canon thats pointed right at a detention center for asylum seekers, normal shit in this normal ass town

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@a_lizard This is when western civilisation began to crumble.

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