Lenin: A socialist of any of the oppressor nations (Britain. France, Germany, Japan, Russia, the United States of America, etc.) who does not recognise and does not struggle for the right of oppressed nations to self-determination (i.e., the right to secession) is in reality a chauvinist, not a socialist. protestationblog.wordpress.com

Thinking about it, I now realise that no good has ever come of me leaving the house. Ever.

“So you wouldn’t serve your country”

Dude if I got an infected cut and didn’t have $10,000 this country would be all like “oh that sucks have fun dying lol”
Why you all think we’re suddenly a “community” only when it comes to killing people around the world

The folks at Good E-Reader are introducing their brand new Good e-Reader Refurbished Program.

Your old e-reader can enjoy a second life in the hands of a child or someone who doesn’t have the money to buy a new one.

goodereader.com/blog/electroni

Don’t offer stupid people stupid options. They’ll take the option they best understand. The stupid one. Duh.

Brexit Scenario 31st Jan.

UK leaves the EU.

Scotland leaves the UK.

Scotland joins the EU.

Brass plaques and businesses flock to Scotland to get a foothold in EU.

Scotlands economy prospers.

England suffers years and years of recession.

CAUTION: Contains humour. 

Last shift in the job starts in an hour or two, so yeah. I might be spending tomorrow night at the top of a tower, with a rifle and a bottle of dark rum, picking off strangers til the armed response officers get me.

Only kidding!
I don't really drink rum. I'm more of a single-malt kinda guy.

RT @nickturani@twitter.com

Ladies take notes!

Met this girl online YESTERDAY, and she’s already trying to learn more about me, not just hook up. It’s called conversation. Learn it.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/nickturani/status/

🎵 Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day
I bled out and died 🎵

Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.

Caution:Contains Christmas hate 

I'm prepared to put up with ex-mess - all those shit songs that make it me want to self-harm, the poverty, the debt 'n' desperation, and the mawkish fucking films...
But why must people bring religion into it - every year?

I know we agreed that we wouldn't buy each other anything, but if you really must, then I'd kinda like Dominic Cummings' head, so I can put it on a stick and wave it in front of his grieving parents.
Which, if you think about it, is what he really wanted too - reducing the British people to barbarism.
Ho ho ho!

Ach, I'm only kidding! What I really really want is international observers at indyref2, to prevent that bastard Cummings from making a cunt of it.

frozen 2 spoiler 

@soft ask not if you would like to make a snowman, but if you are willing to be responsible for bringing new life into this world, only to know it some day soon will die

I have a gun. I'm also strapped into a bomb-vest, so yeah - you could say I'm 'ready for Christmas'.

When someone at the trucking company makes Christmas decorations

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