You huffy, puffy loosey-goosey excuse for a whimpering whining wuss of witness!

(I... I don’t even have a single witty line...)

Pull a stunt like that again, and I’ll have you drink 17 cups of ketchup, witness!

“Hang in there! You’ll be OK, buddy! You’re not injured that badly! A hang nail isn’t… …H-Hey, Gumshoe! GUMSHOE! GUMSHOOOOOOOOOE!!”

Excuse you! Do you see any snot on my face, Apollo?!

I believe she wants to eat you for breakfast! Or to put it another way, whip you silly. Literally and metaphorically.

”You just had a burgerǃ” ”Yeah, but I have a second stomach for steaksǃ” (Whatǃ?)

A prosecutor wearing a defense attorney’s badge? That’s like a detective with a license to kill!

Well, blood comes in four types: A, B, AB and O... Howeverǃ You can’t tell from a blood test whether a murder was committed... in cold bloodǃ

Ahh... the days of my youth... like the scent of fresh lemon... you see.

Peanuts? I don’t get paid enough for peanut butter, let alone peanutsǃ

”I just roped me a steer with this here lasso. It was a’-bellowin’ ’Moo, palǃ Mooǃ’”

How many weenies are in here!? There’s not a person on earth who could down this much meat.

So, like an ill-trained pooch, you snuck off with a shoeǃ

”You may not know this, but they call this a ’tailcoat’.” ”And they call this ’the face of someone who already knew that’.”

...I don't care if I end up as a dollop of blue cheese dressing in my next life!

Do you mean to tell me that despite the Chief’s formidable appearance... he plays with puppetsǃ?

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