reviving jerry zalgo for the new year
Jerry: How do you do, Jerry #Seinfeld.
Elaine: Oh, how do you do. Elaine Benes.
Jerry: Would you like. Ç̷̔o̸͙͐f̵͕̉f̴͈͂ẻ̶̤ḛ̸̒. In My. Car??
Elaine: Oh no, let's do it now.
̶̱̊. *stands motionless eyes locked on hers; fists clenched*
Artie: Jerry, you goin' with us?
Jerry: No. I will be in my own A̴̠Ǔ̴̢Ť̸͈O̵̬̓M̷̥͠O̸͉͗B̷̛̲İ̸̫L̴͍̚E̸̪̊.
Artie: Why the Hell did I bring the wagon?
Jerry: *a loud series of clicks and grinding noises begin emanating from throat*
@wyliecoyoteuk the men who opposed women's suffrage also accused feminists of misandry. You're in very misogynist company with your concerns about man-hating.
Some #accessibility tips for meetup organizers who have no budget, a thread!
First off, tell attendees about accessibility of your venue and event ahead of time, even when it's missing. For example, "Unfortunately, there are two steps at the entrance and no ramp."
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Something I'll never understand about parents - they're always ejaculating inside each other and making people? What's the deal with that?
A David Johnson, of many.
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