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im grateful to people on here for accepting me, even though i am simon henderson, head master of eton college

BAME is a dog shit ass acronym but i have seen at least three separate white people think it stood for "Black And Middle Eastern" so its impossible to say if it's bad or not

an adult saying “goo goo ga ga” would be so Lynchian and Kafkaesque

it pisses me off to no end that they make pringles cans too narrow for me to put my whole body in

music fact - john lennon never actually said the beatles were “more popular than jesus”. he said they were “more popular than Obama”. this caused outrage because Barack Obama was only 5 at the time

yeah we're all made in God's image, but not individually. we only represent Them as a collective , a net sum. God is average height, average IQ, and They have 1.93 children. Their averageness is perfect, unattainable. They're just plain normal. you should be normal, like Them

id argue that jazz is all about the notes you do play

100 has got to be one of the biggest numbers of all time

my current lineup is

secretary of defence: @adrenalineetc

secretary for culture and popular enlightenment: @byttyrs

other posts: to be confirmed

these picks are subject to change

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pseudo intellectuals will say theyre rotating an object in their mind but will just picture a rotisserie chicken and do none of the work

peter jackson: gandolf needs to be huge , and frodo needs to be small. ian please stand near the camera at all times. elijah drink this potion i made in my car

everyones getting angry at me for doing the bottle flip challenge on a crowded train with a bowl of my piss

what makes some of these facts so weird is that theyre true

people are always saying to me "that ant carrying a section of a leaf is equivalent to you picking up a grand piano" , which is total bull shit. its equivalent to me being an ant and picking up a section of a leaf

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