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me: [tired as hell, turns lights off and falls into bed]

my dick: i have to piss so fucking bad

my brain: welcome to the hotel waluigi. imagine if that was the lyrics in that song. welcome to the hotel wa

ghost of john f kennedy: why did you kill me you ass hole

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