Bro idc if you graduated top of your class if you can't make ur gf cum laude

My existence is useless and tbh im okay with that now

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Me literally making a dog whine after realizing I'm alone for the next 25 hours

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Dog: whines and cries whenever one of my parents leaves the house, inconsolable for several minutes.

Me: ellie it is okay there is no need to make such a big fuss! Why do you cry so much! You big baby cry dog! I don't get it!

Also me after being away from my fiance for any period longer than 4 hours:

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I'm about to put the phone down for the night but then babe just made a snore like a slide whistle so now I gotta post about that

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Context: me and bae were making shadow puppets with the light of my phone. Use your imagination

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"Kermit the frog here about to get the sloppy toppy. Alright here we go folks!"

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babe if you read this please bring me some coffee and a pen and paper so I can write my will

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I love living with my fiancé. I just wish I didn't miss my parents so fucking much. Codependency sucks.

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*Drives fiance to parents to spend some time there*

*sees their toothbrush next to mine when i get home*

Me:

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My fiance/partner sleeps like a fucking brick which can be annoying when im trying to wake them or get in contact with them. But it's also nice because it means I can go around doing cute stuff for them to wake up to as a surprise without waking them prematurely.
Ex: We were just napping and they were holding me and I had napped enough. So I slipped out of their arm, lifted it back up and put a stuffed animal under it for them to cuddle instead :).

I just moved into a new apartment with my fiance and i feel like i dont deserve it

How would you feel if your fiance made a financial decision without you when they promised they'd always consult you

My brother called me the f word. I'm falling apart. Please validate me.

Going to be staying in a hotel with my fiance. I'm so excited for this retreat 🥺

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