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Me literally making a dog whine after realizing I'm alone for the next 25 hours
Dog: whines and cries whenever one of my parents leaves the house, inconsolable for several minutes.
Me: ellie it is okay there is no need to make such a big fuss! Why do you cry so much! You big baby cry dog! I don't get it!
Also me after being away from my fiance for any period longer than 4 hours:
I love @awfulawfulthings
Context: me and bae were making shadow puppets with the light of my phone. Use your imagination
babe if you read this please bring me some coffee and a pen and paper so I can write my will
My fiance/partner sleeps like a fucking brick which can be annoying when im trying to wake them or get in contact with them. But it's also nice because it means I can go around doing cute stuff for them to wake up to as a surprise without waking them prematurely.
Ex: We were just napping and they were holding me and I had napped enough. So I slipped out of their arm, lifted it back up and put a stuffed animal under it for them to cuddle instead :).
just another genderless being stuck in the void
23. leftist. disabled. fat. muslim. engaged. monogamous. agender.
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