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sorry babe im not coming to bed yet I'm getting sidetracked boosting my own greatest toots @agendervoid

Valentines day is so corny I say as I eat a box of chocolates my husband got me

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*google search* is onlyfans right for me or was I just not given enough attention in my youth

I just had a breakdown over my gender. Woo

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I bought a littel cat bed that fits on my desk so little man could sit on it with me while im on the computer but I realize now I've spoiled him by allowing him to sleep in my lap while im on the computer instead

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Did everyone make it through the first six months of November OK?

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Bringing back planking but it's just laying down wherever you are and never moving again.

Bro idc if you graduated top of your class if you can't make ur gf cum laude

My existence is useless and tbh im okay with that now

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Me literally making a dog whine after realizing I'm alone for the next 25 hours

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Dog: whines and cries whenever one of my parents leaves the house, inconsolable for several minutes.

Me: ellie it is okay there is no need to make such a big fuss! Why do you cry so much! You big baby cry dog! I don't get it!

Also me after being away from my fiance for any period longer than 4 hours:

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I'm about to put the phone down for the night but then babe just made a snore like a slide whistle so now I gotta post about that

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