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Lewd/Horny Furry Art (hyena guy) 

incredibly detailed true-to-life CGI trains with the actors' faces digitally glued on front like Thomas the Tank Engine

Lewd/Horny Furry (hyena guy) 

Lewd/Horny Furry (hyena guy) 

E723.4
Wraith does what person wishes
to do
but is unable
to do
in the flesh.

Lewd/Horny Furry Art (hyena guy) 

Medication/MH 

From twitter 

there was a discussion at the apartment a while back about how we all share the same germs after living together and sharing everything that eventually devolved into 'we all share the same 1 germ' to 'god said it's my turn to use the germ' and it's the funniest phrase ever to come out of this group that gets tossed around randomly imo

My wife has just informed me that pineapples are like, the whole plant?? That they don't grow on trees? I'm fucking freaking out 💭🍍🌴:thonking: :thonking:

I can't tell if I'm sick or if it's just hot out. How do your even tell

I googled my problems and WebMD says I'm "fat and old and should drink some water"

I keep getting really sick in the middle of the night, and then can't decide when I wake up if I'm still sick enough to bother going to the walk-in clinic.

My signature spellcrafting ingredient is a a horseradish mustard. It really adds a kick to the magic.

This is how I end up owning a bunch of weird junk.

Me, incredibly sick at 3am: I should have some coffee

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