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I want a take on the “vampires vs werewolves” story where the vampires shop at Hot Topic and the werewolves shop at Spencer's Gifts.

I need to post over here a little cause it's been quite a year and I have some updates but ummm later

Hey everything okay over here, snouts and other friends?

contemplating if this will get me suspended from twitter if I post it there

Hey Snouts and the rest of mastodon
The year is weird and sucks
But I'm just showing up to give you some seal content
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That little "prrt" cats make when they're drifting off to sleep and you pet them, fave and boost if you agree

liberals idea of coexisting with people who have different views is "my husband is a racist republican who eats nothing but raw beef, while I am a die hard green party supporter" meanwhile leftists are over here like "my friend is a Trotskyist and I am a council communist. let's just say we have agree NOT to talk about the revolutionary shinmin of 1929-1931 ever again!

little a salami, as a treat
little a pastrami, can't be beat
little bit o' tuna, from a can
little bit o' you makes me your man

hey, i got a lot of empty slots in my queue and bills to pay since commissions are my primary source of income rn

I'm home from gaming. It was...just okay. Was still bummed about lack of Lightning. But HEY NEW TELEGRAM STICKERS LIVE courtesy of ScruffKerfluff

Mmm lot of people are saying "kid" but it still feels too age related to me and I don't like words that are specifically implying blood relation here.
I mean obviously in the broad sense I would use whatever was accepted/comfortable for people, but was sort of looking for something along the lines of how you'd call a dog your "very playful son" or something lol

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Is there a non-binary specific word for son/daughter that isn't as generic/age related as "child" (or as weird as offspring)?
Like, it feels like sometimes a word could be specifically for non-binary people and not just gender neutral?
My large adult enby

Twitter Screen Cap/Edit, Meme, Richard Dawkins 

In Apex Legends when someone pings asking for things, it's phrased like "In need X" and this is where my brain went

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