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apropos of nothing, my wife sends me the google image search results for "shit assholes vultures"

🎶 Papa John Creach / I'm in trouble deep
Papa John Creach / I've been losing sleep
But I've made up my mind, I'm keepin' my Starship 🎶

"Of course most joint ventures between the French and British have been wars." -- Interview with Boom founder techcrunch.com/2017/05/30/1497

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah.

Are You Comfortable With What You Did For A Klondike Bar?

Now That's What I Call Hold Music Volume 5

Oh fuck, the sour wine was okay, but the alcoholic patch kids were way awful.

Hypothesis: wine infused with sour patch kids might not be awful

Method: Researchers placed 6 sour patch kids in the bottom of a plastic cup, then added about 50ml boxed white wine. Wine was consumed by experimental subjects, who rated the flavor.

Results: Sour, but not awful.

<3 when a website won't accept "please don't call me" as a phone number, but will happily take 5555555555.

No more wine? Yes, more wine! Only with WinePlz!

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WinePlz: for the best of all possible futures

Tack så mycket, Sverige, för turismkorten.

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this is what happens when you look for a pig Latin converter. Thanks. Thanks a lot. Very HelpFul. TIL. mastodon.social/media/h2VOZ3kG

I don't know how, but I have been depicted perfectly in newspaper comic form.

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When booking cross-country travel, I *probably* shouldn't optimize to maximize number of states visited....

but I'm def. gonna do that.

Status: manually executing bubblesort to rank job opportunities in New York.