alana @alanapost@mastodon.social
i’m alana post
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tastes like spicy pickle juice
extremely uneducated opinion: i feel like if ios didn’t save every photo as a png i would have like 2gb more free space on my phone
had the honor of riding in the same BART car as the SF ducal council’s best in show pup today. resplendent with kilt, fur collar, and faux wolf tail. major commitment on a hot day
working on setting up a home office after over a year of working mostly from the couch or dining room table and i had completely forgotten how excited i get about this shit? my past as a small child who loved school supply shopping more than her own birthday comes screaming out of the mists
it would be cool if there were some women-owned knife stores or just some shops with different vibes. i spent about an hour cruising around the information superhighway looking for a specific great eastern cutlery knife and it was all camo and bad fonts or hipster dude EDC websites. side project?
It's the last few days of @Framasoft's crowdfunding campaign for #PeerTube, the ethical alternative to #YouTube. The campaign's aim is to take PeerTube out of beta and into release.
If you want to support an open source federated video platform, now is your chance:
https://www.kisskissbankbank.com/en/projects/peertube-a-free-and-federated-video-platform
The main goal has been reached so the funding will definitely be paid, but there are stretch goals and the more raised now the faster the development will proceed.
damn you, mme. bloom Berg. you have revealed our forbidden knowledge https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-06-26/how-to-steal-50-million-bees
hi everyone, my feral snail roommate now has a mastodon account, please welcome https://octodon.social/@blanche/100289704047582205
who is in charge of our strategic space grease reserves https://mastodon.social/@HackerNewsBot/100288954557703644
started a peertube channel for blanche vids https://peertube.video/video-channels/1721/videos
thot leadership
slack is down and im in hell 
this is almost as bad as the time grampy bought the giant barrel of pickles from sam’s club
[extremely bay area voice] there was a sale on kombucha at the hipster market and i bought too much kombuchas
hey if anyone needs an ASMR niche idea, have u considered: reading various candle descriptions
Waiting for the friend with food.
Goodnight. ^^
impossible standards https://youtu.be/_xx_I1PVNKA
one of my coworkers is teaching me how to play netrunner and i am extremely jazzed
why isn’t there a DJ named Lying FLOTUS
new idea: go to a different dentist to clean my teeth before i go to my actual dentist appointments
