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Reading the book set as a book for the first time

i need to follow more people who toot during UK working hours

Why should I let the toad *work*
Squat on my life?
Can’t I use my wit as a pitchfork
And drive the brute off?

– from Philip Larkin, ‘Toads’

Mastodon meta and the word 'fuck' 

Everything takes time we don't have, and our lives are nothing but open expanses of time we barely know how to fill, and these two problems run parallel to each other and neither solves the other

Georgie O'Keefe, apparently: “nobody sees a flower really – it is so small – we haven't time – and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time.”

instead of 'The End' going to sign off the next novel 'Etcetera'

We’re walking up the Crags - off the path in a line stand two young boys and their father, backs to the world, dicks to the mountain, spraying triumphantly. The dog runs happily into the celebrations. ‘Did you get pissed on?’ I ask on her return.

A shot rings out over Edinburgh. ‘That’s the one o’clock gun, pup,’ I tell my dog, apparently uninterested.

Why is this stupid one-joke bot so much funnier than me, it's not fair, I'm a human, I have rights

I think I’m saying this as part of the generally adorable New Year’s Resolution-vibe of Mastodon of being better with social media and expecting it to be better in return

Trying to figure out how to be pro-selfie because people being confident enough to post selfies are the best but I don’t want to be a big creepo

but also please every one of you post selfies you look great

I finished this (good & interesting) debut novel: Freshwater by Akwaeke Emezi. Its narrators are a young Nigerian woman and spirits who posses her, who can be protective, lustful, queer, cruel, suicidal...

I am stetting a lot of them and I hope I dont hurt the copy editor's feelings

I've been braced for copy edit queries on the novel and they've come back with 15 minor line edit questions. Honestly there was so much work (not just mine) done in redrafting already that it makes sense it's a good, clean ms. but also this feels like a strange anticlimax.

designing a billboard for the first time. Am I 'qualified' to do that? MIND YOUR BUSINESS and also no

I realise this is an obvious stereotype, and I'm sorry if it crosses a line to say it, but:

Americans have no idea how to give a clear print spec.

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