alecrobbins @alecrobbins@mastodon.social

posting on here

gonna head 2 venice beach and dip my mouth in the water

online it says to rinse with salt water but where do you get salt water. i mean obviously i can just pour some salt in a glass of water . ok

new venture bros tonight

i've got a kanker sore and i'm not happy about it!!!

my promise is that i will follow nobody back on here. if i'm already following you i apologize and i'll go back and remove myself

i'm so upset at myself for agreeing to go on a date today

mastodon does have a good energy

one thing i will say about spending time on mastodon is that every time you pop back in to twitter, all the annoying flaws you got slowly desensitized to over the years are suddenly loud and clear to you again

one time after finishing up work on a particularly taxing pilot, my boss bought me a subscription or whatever to that Aaron Sorkin Masterclass as a thank you

this websites too hard

not following enough people... and savoring it

i haven't found enough of my friends on here to give a damn about this site yet but i agree it's refreshing to be free of all of twitters sins

i'm not afraid to die

boost me you sick fucks

selfie photograph

having trouble booting up my old surface pro 2 that i kept in a closet for a year

can we do group chats on here

venmo me @alecsrobbins

let's get this toot viral