I want to play russian roulette xmas gifts for my roommates. Put 3 normal gifts and 1 gag gift under the tree without any designations. But now I'm thinking it would only be funny if everyone's opening the gifts together, and i'm gonna guess a lot of us will be away??? i gotta gather them all together on a day, even if it isn't xmas to do this
i want the gag gift to be a dildo but I better find a cheap-ass one... otherwise I'd want to keep a high-quality one for myself lol
@alexlaw A cheap-ass dildo, or a cheap ass dildo?
@DarkestKale I mean, most of them can become ass-dildos if you try ;D
@alexlaw While yes, it's worth noting that if it doesn't have a flanged base it might make a one way trip...
@alexlaw You could give a good one and then steal it back a few days later...
In my family, a gift suspiciously well matched to the giver's wishlist is a "left-handed catcher's mitt" after a time when my father, age 9, gave his mother said item for her birthday.
I don't know how this card made it into a store but I'm definitely pairing this with the dildo gift
@alexlaw I mean while you're at it why not just get a gag?