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so basically, i cannot ship this guy with anyone because I can only imagine him as being a widower whose very esteemed and sophisticated lover, a woman whose beauty is described in poetry, tragically died in battle. And he, having invested so heavily in her, can never again love anyone. He can only adopt symbolic children to nurture, and if he ever spots you with a potential lover he will make an embarrassing paternalistic jest at your prowess, and then look longingly into the sunset

in there next to David Bowie's mugshot in Accidentally Sexy As Hell photos

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someone posted this pic of Brent Spiner (Data) getting his makeup done on the birdsite a couple weeks ago and I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT

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got these clothes through separate random quests and it is certainly A Look

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why are we all talking while standing knee-deep in the water

there's no actual point to this comic, it's just a conversation i had with my parents circa 2000

but seriously every time i see someone use the word "freak" as an insult it makes them sound like this dude

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in ffxiv you can play as a hot catboy and meet another catboy who is supposed to be your enemy but instead of fighting you just play a game of cards

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there's a lalafell concert happening in gridania

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why is square enix making me suddenly have a tender love scene with this guy

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WOOOOOOO BUNNY BOYS

also I gave him FF12 claws like GOD INTENDED

not NSFW just suggestive

catholic kids: I was raised to think sex was bad and the least bad sex is when a monogamous couple procreates in the missionary position in bed with the lights off

me: 34-ARMED, 9 HEADED DESTROYER OF DEATH. A WRATHFUL DANCE OF SEXUAL UNION ENCASED BY AN AURA OF FLAMES, TRANSCENDING DUALITY

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laughing at the introduction of this... mysterious bishounen lalafell πŸ˜‚

(neverminding the idea that you could also have a game with diverse female bodies and only one male body

πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ πŸ™ƒ

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they said they're working on female hrothgar and I wish... WISH... they would do it the way they did guild wars charr.

they'll probably just take the female roegadyn model and add fur though...

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me: welp i'm going to be in the cold northern areas, guess my character should be more appropriately dressed

minfilia: same

alphinaud: FUCK THE COLD, FASHION 4EVER

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Uldah right now, i think because of Miura's passing

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