now that FF7 is getting a remake I can't joke about how these are the only accurate FF7 cosplays

here you are in 2019 while i'm in 2050 with androphilic trans girl POV porn

Me: I don't like Disney. I don't like dating sims. I'm over bishounen. I'm not into the teen goth stuff anymore.

Disney: Here's a dating sim featuring our villains as bishounen in a gothy academy. check out sexy Jafar

Me: welp

Started watching Tuca and Bertie and im really digging Tuca's sex zine.

Scientists: We discovered two types of neurons in snail brains that determine feeding behavior.

Pop science articles: Snails only have TWO BRAIN CELLS!!

:AAAAAA: mom can you give me some raw meat?

👩 We have meat at home

The meat at home:

Sonya Blade in Mortal Kombat 1-3: closet cosplay

Sonya in Mortal Kombat 4-10: sexy cop halloween costume

Sonya in Mortal Kombat 11: oversized children's cop halloween costume

I believe in you, Sonya. Blossom into an experienced cosplayer.

The pupusas have arrived and oh my lord they're scalding hot

This vine's interaction with this metal hook is like a "will they, won't they" couple in a long-running drama.

Also have these guys, which are bootlegs of Onsen Manju-kun (i don't have any real ones). I like the knockoffs more since they're simpler. Just a coupla soft nubs

Don't talk to me or my tiny chinese bootleg ever again

When i repainted my room i removed some of the shelving, but haven't replaced them, so now my giant black alpacasso just migrates between my clothes bins and my bed

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