apparently this was sitting on my hard drive for months and I forgot about it.

nsfw, photo of unusually beautiful dildo Show more

guy in lingerie, girl in dress, nudity Show more

my cat magic would always get bad reactions from people because she's black and had Resting Cat Face. but she was actually the sweetest cat I ever had, would greet strangers and loved perching on people's shoulders.

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At least once a year I experience something like this:
*grumble*
*dash*
"I ate something bad?"
*cold* *hot* *growwl*
"what is going on"
"i've never felt so much pain"
"I AM GOING TO DIE"

5 min later:
"Hm, I'm fine now?"

Like it never happened

When you're playing an RPG and the huge dungeon you're exploring conveniently has a rest point in the middle of nowhere

When you're playing an RPG and the mystical cave full of monsters is conveniently well-lit with smooth floors

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