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So Gab has decided that their own code that they spent $5M of investor money developing is so unsalvageably bad that they're going to use Mastodon's code instead, with the added bonus of leeching off of our apps (with Gab apps being banned from app stores)

This is an early warning to fellow admins to be vigilant and domain-block them on sight, when/if they appear (unconfirmed whether they intend to federate), and to app devs to consider if blocking Gab's domains from their app is necessary.

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gab 

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Apparently Viz is finally making an official dub of the Sailor Stars.

Guess it only had to take 22 years from its creation before America became ready for trans-ish magical girls???

I also do this when wondering if i should switch to a twin bed instead of a full bed.

Me alone at night: im so lonely in my giant bed. May as well get a little daybed

Me with a partner staying the night, tossing and turning: thank fuck this bed is full-size

Me: i should buy a second comfy chair in my room for when guests are over

Also me, going into irrational self-pity mode: i hardly have enough friends or partners to warrant needing another chair... what's the point

Also me, countless times, when having friends over: Sorry, I don't have another chair! Oh god

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lewd, male bisexuality 

actually, the old one dies eventually so maybe it's not that great of a thought.

my thoughts about yogurt have lead me to thoughts about gut bacteria. a lot of bacterial flora and antibodies gets transmitted from mother to baby throughout development and breastfeeding. it's almost like a routine mass migration of bacteria from one home to another. Imagine a new continent or new planet that would just show up after a few millennia that we would colonize

ok but seriously is fruit on the bottom supposed to be like a prize at the end? i find it kind of hard to mix it with the yogurt because it tends to stick to the bottom of the container.

I don't understand fruit on the bottom yogurt. At the very least it should be fruit on top? Or like a middle layer?

extremely underwhelmed by all the pokemon news. i think the only thing i cared about was the pokemon cloud storage so i can retain everything from the pokebank

My local grocery store is playing The Final Countdown as their bg music

Is there an air freshener that actually gets rid of smells as opposed to just covering them up?

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here you are in 2019 while i'm in 2050 with androphilic trans girl POV porn

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there is one purely physical challenge with the faceless women/female POV porn which is that vaginas don't stick out enough to have them be floating around the way dicks can. and if i draw a trans girl dick or a pair of hands the only way to indicate it's a woman's POV is to tack on stuff like nail polish or jewelry. not really the ideal setup.

the more i think about meatloaf, the weirder and more disgusting it is, but i'm eating it anyway, with a side of mango

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getting myself cancelled only to rebuild my followers only to be cancelled over and over and over in a sisyphean task

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