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just remembered the old tumblr blog Critique My Dick Pic. RIP, that blog. it was amazing...

weird number of ppl on birdsite commenting how much they want my most recent pics (the casual exhibitionism ones) to be real life. like, no!! why?! don't think that! it's a fetish of mine in imagination only 😭

i also feel that way about wardrobe malfunction fetish.
drawings: hot
staged pics: cool
actual candid pics: the most disgusting thing I've had the displeasure of seeing

pic 1: big titty gf shopping with friends

pic 2: just some bros, doing what bros do. u know, a quick suck, whatever.

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magnifique, chef's kiss, a single tear runs down my cheek

do people who edit cute animal videos have some kind of ongoing contest happening to see who can add the most annoying combination of random kid music and sound fx?

Have been drawing these casual exhibitionism fetish pics, but the more I think about it, I feel like 80% of the random drawn porn I see floating around the internet has some kind of "sex--in public for some reason!" attribute, so basically I'm just drawing regular porn???

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god they are so perfectly fluffy and spherical though. even their ears fit perfectly in the nape of their necks. maximum circularity

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*pic of arctic hares* see the cute spherical buns? those are some nice round bois

me: THERE'S A TRAIL OF FROZEN CHOCO BALLS THAT FOLLOWS THEM. DO NOT TOUCH THE CHOCO BALLS

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i guess their extremely high-fiber diet would do that

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they also eat their own poop, but at least they don't slobber all over you afterwards like a dog

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every time i see a cute bunny pic or gif: IT'S CUTE BUT IT'S A POOP MACHINE, OH GOD DO THEY EVER POOP SO MUCH

when looking at discussions on coronavirus, aside from the racism, it's apparent that a large portion of the world is woefully ignorant about viruses in general, despite everyone having the potential to get sick from one.

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just so you know, if you have a private account that I don't follow and reply to one of my toots, there isn't any way for me to read it.

also her persona of a drunk and jaded pop princess who doesn't give a fuck anymore

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I love the subtle humor Tommy February6 puts in all her videos

youtu.be/2PJa8-6ZJYU

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you know what really gets my goat? 

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