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mailing copies of smut peddler Silver to my friends, and being very considerate by writing "NOT PORN featuring old people fucking" in bold sharpie on the packaging

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i read a korean tweet that went "sometimes I'm stressed out about my country's problems, but then i watched the US presidential debate and felt a lot better"

also having a mask stick out more like a beak might alleviate the suffocating feeling. i know i have an easier time with the chinese kn95 masks that stick out more.

let's just go back to plague masks

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when initially learning about plague doctors the idea is that because the disease may have travelled through the air, the plague mask had a long beak full of posey and the posey was supposed to help with miasma. now I'm wondering if the posey is just because masks get kinda rank after multiple uses, probably moreso if not brushing your teeth

uspol 

the news: omg have you seen Trump's TAX DOCUMENTS? wooowee must be pretty embarrassed now, huh?

Trump and every single person supporting him and the structures of white male supremacy: continuing to unleash/exacerbate long-term horrors upon the country resulting in turmoil, death, poverty, etc

like... the designs are kinda cool but whoever made the descriptions was SLACKING, holy beans

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i saw the japanese olympics samurai flag characters and it is HILARIOUS i am dying:

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if Macro Twink does as badly as Granny Fleshlight did I just have no hope for today's generation of fappers

i am totally imagining the fetish dialogue for this being like "what cute little muscles you have~. your muscles are so thick yet you're so tiny and weak. i could crush you in my hands if i wanted to. (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)"

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channeling some completely accidental 90's bishounen energy in the macro twink

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also i'm looking at some pics and there seems to be a lot of overlap with foot fetish

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ok well one thing i'm learning is that macro artists must have gotten really good at foreshortening and stuff

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well i'm gonna draw this. say hi TO YOUR NEW FETISH

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has anyone ever seen macro kink where the giant one is a twink and the tiny/normal one is a muscle bear?

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