I might have caught a cold from hanging out with a cute lady

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tarot is rigged. they don't even let you bring your own deck to counter their attacks. how are you supposed to win

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me when i had this made on cafepress in 2016: dumb, this will stop being funny in 6 months

me taking this out of the cupboard in 2018: haha BEEN

sex cw- 

I’m not allowed to complain about being lonely for two weeks bc I had a foursome in a single bed also don’t ever have a foursome in a single bed its too tight imo

cyberpunk remake of Pride where it’s gay people teaming up with bitcoin miners

going back 2 novel writing, realised I should be working with the name ‘Phallic Analogues’ as I go foreword

I have a vagina the size of a ostriches egg and I know how to use it (carefully, like threading a needle)

might be trying to move here but also Jenny Hval is talking to me on twitter and asked if she should read Annihilation so she’s gonna read the southern reach trilogy bc of me

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Just as a heads-up, don’t use PMs/DMs on Mastodon, and if you have to never share any private information.

Admins of sending and receiving instances can read those, as there is no end-to-end encryption. Even if you trust the admins, instance ownership could change or hackers or government could get in.

Use different tools designed specifically for this.

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Let's play a game, to help some of the newcomer make connections: name subjects and topics that interest you but aren't in your profile, as tags so they are searchable. Then boost this post or repeat its instructions so others know to do the same. (thanks @katsinclair)

mastodon instance purely for toenail clipping enthusiasts

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hello everyone. im here. youre safe and okay because im here.


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