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delta-v @alkyonne@mastodon.social

you will not go to space today.

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**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 27, 2018, 14:02

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 27, 2018, 14:02

For every toot I post, three or four toots are fully typed out but get deleted. That's how you know you're getting the quality goods.

**delta-v** · Jun 23, 2018, 19:16

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**thomas** @trappleton@wandering.shop · Jun 23, 2018, 19:16

Dungeons & Dragons is in the business of selling fantasy. Not the stuff with the magic and monsters -- the part where you *actually believe* that you and several other likeminded adults will be able to coordinate your schedules on a regular basis.

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 17, 2018, 15:56

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 17, 2018, 15:56

home improvement Show more

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 16, 2018, 22:36

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 16, 2018, 22:36

It's better to drink chocolate milk in Hell than to drink 2% in heaven

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 11, 2018, 15:29

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 11, 2018, 15:29

Do people judge you for liking the band Soul Coughing, the way people get judged for liking Phish?

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 07, 2018, 19:12

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 07, 2018, 19:12

I grew up on the SNES and I'm super nostalgic about it, but why doesn't anyone talk about how much better looking the super famicom / PAL SNES was?

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 06, 2018, 18:41

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 06, 2018, 18:41

Tired: Authentication via Kerberos
Wired: Authentication via Kerbal Space Program

**delta-v** · Jun 06, 2018, 17:38

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**Dan Fixes Coin-Ops** @ifixcoinops · Jun 06, 2018, 17:38

More energy-conservation stuff: in addition to fixing coin-ops, I also fix appliances.

If you were to ask me "Hey, Dan Who Fixes Things, what brand of dishwasher / washing machine / tumble drier should I buy," I would tell you "NONE, THEY'RE ALL GARBAGE, EVERYTHING MADE IN THE LAST COUPLE DECADES IS TRASH, IT'S ALL ENGINEERED TO FAIL, 1970'S AC MOTORS CAN RUN FOR DECADES WITH VERY LITTLE INTERVENTION, BUY UGLY OLD APPLIANCES OFF CRAIGSLIST FOR A TENNER AND PAINT THEM IF YOU WANT."

**delta-v** · Jun 06, 2018, 17:35

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**D Dino** @garbados@toot.cat · Jun 06, 2018, 17:35

avatar, master of all four genders

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 06, 2018, 17:37

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 06, 2018, 17:37

Books, vulgarity, opinions Show more

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 03, 2018, 19:16

**delta-v** @alkyonne · Jun 03, 2018, 19:16

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**delta-v** · May 22, 2018, 02:55

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**cache miss america** @amsomniac@mastodon.mit.edu · May 22, 2018, 02:55

raisins are grapes that have witnessed the true nature of humanity

**delta-v** @alkyonne · May 22, 2018, 01:39

**delta-v** @alkyonne · May 22, 2018, 01:39

Amazon is in talks to pick up the Expanse!

**delta-v** · May 21, 2018, 20:05

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**rysiek ✅** @rysiek · May 21, 2018, 20:05

Current status.

**delta-v** · May 20, 2018, 20:27

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**Noëlle the 8-Bit🏳️‍🌈🎄** @noelle@elekk.xyz · May 20, 2018, 20:27

tired: Superman
wired: Clark Ken't

**delta-v** · May 19, 2018, 21:22

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**Noëlle the 8-Bit🏳️‍🌈🎄** @noelle@elekk.xyz · May 19, 2018, 21:22

I too enjoy the popular cartoon show *looks at hand* stephen galaxy

**delta-v** · May 19, 2018, 08:06

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**Level14Boss** @Level14Boss · May 19, 2018, 08:06

@caraellison Jordan Peterson fans don't seem to realise that Baz Luhrmann's 'Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen' is available online for 0 bitcoin

**delta-v** · May 17, 2018, 13:55

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**obrez** @obrez@shitposter.club · May 17, 2018, 13:55

Did you know that vikings are called that because they knew how to quit vi

**delta-v** @alkyonne · May 15, 2018, 05:13

**delta-v** @alkyonne · May 15, 2018, 05:13

alright, I'm going to bed. And I'm gonna insist that Netflix, Hulu, or Amazon picks up the Expanse by the time I wake up in the morning.

**delta-v** · Mar 26, 2018, 19:28

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**Manuela Malasaña** @Xibanya@mastodon.xyz · Mar 26, 2018, 19:28

me, coding in C#: i wont be a real dev until i code in C++

me, coding in C++: i wont be a real dev until i code in C

me, coding in C: i wont be a real dev until i code in assembly

me, coding in assembly: i wont be a real dev until i destroy god & supplant him as creator of all

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