>> flexing 💪🏼 and tooting 💨 only.
>> i put the bi in bitch
dropped my last brain cell in the federated timeline... goodbye
me sending one toot after the other
support and appreciate women because they are part of the hope for progressing towards a better future
gods are asleep; commit acts of hubris
hello fellow tooters i have had a stressful exam period and today i have to deal with my manager who's been overreacting about a bunch of stuff so that's how my week has been oof
shut up about divorceshut up about divorce
there's no such thing as hate on mastodon because even if you do post hate on someone they'll just retoot it
Lasagna is just 3-D pasta
snatched my wigs in the divorce
this site made me illiterate
Why you should recruit me for your heist:- good actor- people usually trust me- seen all b99 Halloween episodes- can keep a secret- please I really want to be part of a heist
you're allowed only one problematic fave. the rest come with a fine
she seized the means of production in the divorce
she took ME in the divorce. please help. ive been in this bunker for 10 days an
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Don't let them fool you. Mastodon has aristocrats, and they live on great landed estates of several alts with discords and boosts galore.
@ god let me have a good day please
sometimes i be knowin,,,,,
and sometimes i don't
[doing the worm] this is epic[doing the worm] this is epic[doing the] wait hasnt this happened before?[doing the worm] this is epic
whats up fuckos how yall doin this fine ass day
So they just let anyone write these posts huh
nothing is more disgusting than when somebody talks about homeless ppl as if,,, they aren’t People.
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