Amazon: Do you want your 6 items delivered *separate* and REAL FAST ⚡

Me: Nah, I'm good, I'd rather wait to get them all together, thanks 🙋‍♂️

Amazon: ok

𝟚𝟜 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣

Amazon: Hi, your three orders containing 3, 2, and 1 item will arrive today and tomorrow

🤦‍♂️