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@nolan Sorry I phrased that wrong, could you financially *only* have a part-time job?

That way you have another half of the week to work on whatever your like and it impacts your personal life a lot less

If you use Sourcetree, you can go to:

Menu > Install Command Line Tools

It gives you the `stree` command to open Sourcetree from the terminal 🎉

@nolan I'm sure you've thought about it, but what about a part-time job?

There's of course a big difference money-wise, but I think you have enough industry recognition that employers would welcome you with open arms.

@Sacchan Oh yeah that's right, you have to manually buy a gift card to yourself.

@Sacchan Have they expanded ? It was just US and Canada last time I checked

Amazon: Do you want your 6 items delivered *separate* and REAL FAST ⚡

Me: Nah, I'm good, I'd rather wait to get them all together, thanks 🙋‍♂️

Amazon: ok

𝟚𝟜 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕣

Amazon: Hi, your three orders containing 3, 2, and 1 item will arrive today and tomorrow

🤦‍♂️

About to get on a plane, I'll give you one emoji to describe everything

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🔥 I've just learned about this and I'm so happy

Clicking Menu > Install Command Line Tools lets you use the `stree` command to open Sourcetree from the terminal t.co/O1wdPL2wF2

At this point, Texas is basically trolling all the techies that moved to Austin.

t.co/0cqZVKASdf

"The global coalition for transparency and anti-corruption has put the UK 'under review' "

Ouch

t.co/caS1DXh9Nk

Just realised I didn't have a hover state the buttons for my personal site ❗❗

I quickly made a funky one with inspiration from @codrops and icons from @fontawesome t.co/fQWc6EQjsQ

Back in February last year, all I expected from 2020 was for @MKBHD to rename his channel to MKB4K

Should I replace "writing" with "pontificating" in my Twitter bio?

Oh wow it only took 2 years for Trello to catch up to Notion and create card views.

Contrary to Notion, it's only for business customers.

Contrary to Notion, Trello's mobile app works, so there's that

Kinda crazy that people who worked in pandemic "preparedness" in the West last year still have a job today

TFW you want to "quickly put something in Notion"

And you get logged out.

Thankfully @simplenoteapp always has my back 😘

So you're telling me that we can't have a trollface emoji but we can have a middle finger?

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