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A co-worker of mine keeps referring to her laptop as a 'labtop' and it annoys me to no end.

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I finally got into Elite Smash, only took hours of grinding and gaining like 1000 gsp at a time.

The liquor store is out of Russian Standard handles, night ruined.

I haven't cooked in so long I forgot how fun it was to make your own food.

Internet Explorer is a cancer unto technology and Microsoft deserves to go down in flames for it.

37 hours awake, still way more alert than is reasonable (probably due to being fueled by massive amounts of energy drinks all day). Taking some sleep aid and going to lay down and hope I pass out in a short amount of time.

30 hours awake so far, made it through work thanks to almost nobody being in the office for the holidays.

Ok so there's no cell reception but there is WiFi so I'm not gonna die.

Heading out to the middle of nowhere... better stock up on technology!

It's the Friday before Christmas I don't wanna be at work I'm just gonna watch YouTube all day and hope nobody asks me to do anything... maybe.

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White people love going to a restaurant and noticing that a big line has formed while they were eating and then saying "Boy, we got here at the right time"

A co-worker of mine keeps referring to her laptop as a 'labtop' and it annoys me to no end.

Got tricked into subscribing to EA's Origin premiere access pass thing while sick. Was I take advantage of? Do I report my friends to the video game police?

All Smash characters unlocked, now I can finally play the game

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