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I'm building a blog from scratch and I forgot web design is haaard.

You have to pick a nice color palatte, choose a font that isn't terrible, do a layout that works at different sizes, and lots of other artistic decisions you can't problem solve your way out of.

You also have to ~ 🌟 e x p r e s s y o u r s e l f 🌟 ~, which I am bad at w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶v̶o̶l̶v̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶u̶d̶l̶y̶ ̶y̶e̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶"̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶g̶a̶y̶"̶

Mastodon is the only place where can be trending. It's great. I'm never leaving.

The end of the age of men but it's just the dismantling of the patriarchy

Can't believe this fox girl was runner up for the linux mascot and not the winner, I'm massively disappointed in you, nerds.

Hate the capitalist-ass brainworms that keep compelling me to Build My Brand™ instead of posting what I want to and actually enjoying myself

I leave mastodon for two damn hours and return to find a massive crater of the wildest food discourse I have ever seen. I love this hellplace.

One of the biggest indicators that the fediverse is a really nice place to be is that you almost never see "ha ha, look, I got blocked by @SOME_SHITHEAD" posts

Also "I can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" is a good-ass line

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I love the aesthetic, music and memes of JoJo, but when I try to actually watch any of I am so utterly lost and confused

Actually fucking appalled by how awful twitter's interface is, how do giant companies consistently make such awful websites?

How many followers can I have before I actually have to make good posts?

Mastodon is like Vape. You think you are going to quit smoking (Twitter) and try to substitute it and end up doing both everyday.

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