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i love how good it feels when a group of conservative religious church goers see my pride/queer pins and VISIBLY scatter to avoid me. you're saving me the effort.

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Having a life sucks, it means less time for shitposting and constantly smooching ur gf, the important things in life

I have not yet seen an argument against DNS-over-HTTPS that does not amount to “but how will we spy on the people we provide a service to?”

So I think that means it’s working :)

Starting studying, moving, and helping prepare my sister's wedding has made me an incredibly exhausted bean.

Case in point: I wanted to toot this Monday but somehow didn't manage until now. I am so happy it's weekend now

Who invented this "third floor" concept? I don't like it, that's way to many stairs

I aspire to be an Established Mastodon Lesbian. When people see my account, I want them to think "ah yes, it's *that* lesbian on mastodon".

Apparently clout has interest, I haven't tooted in ages and have somehow still gained followers.

I've noticed that selfies with eye contact with the camera are almost always cw'd, how come?

Am thoroughly loving how I can browse public timelines and have very pleasant conversations with complete strangers. Literally no other social media site I've used has given an experience like this. It's so lovely. Y'all are part of a wonderful community to be in ♥️

I'm building a blog from scratch and I forgot web design is haaard.

You have to pick a nice color palatte, choose a font that isn't terrible, do a layout that works at different sizes, and lots of other artistic decisions you can't problem solve your way out of.

You also have to ~ 🌟 e x p r e s s y o u r s e l f 🌟 ~, which I am bad at w̶h̶e̶n̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶d̶o̶e̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶i̶n̶v̶o̶l̶v̶e̶ ̶l̶o̶u̶d̶l̶y̶ ̶y̶e̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶"̶I̶'̶m̶ ̶g̶a̶y̶"̶


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