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Boost if you’re somehow not capable of sitting in a chair like you’re supposed to.

Working on a website from the footer up. Feels more manageable this way. CSS grid is still amazing. I'm enjoying building things again. 😄

Do people preorder phone apps? Do I sound like a grumpy old man “get off my lawn” when I say that?

Would someone be able to help me out by proofreading this transcription of a set of Japanese credits? High-res scan included with the text.

All of these things:

Butch female bisexual? Really a lesbian.
Femme female bisexual? Does it for attention.
Any male bisexual? Scared gay.
Literally all bisexuals: Incapable of monogamy. Actually straight or gay depending on the gender of their partner.

:sm64_g: :sm64_e: :sm64_t:
:sm64_i: :sm64_n:
:sm64_t: :sm64_h: :sm64_e:
:sm64_b: :sm64_i: :sm64_n:

✨Bi men are valid and sexy and definitely take them on dates✨

I really like the @tootapp icon. Are there other apps with cartoons-like icons? I want to looks at cute illustrations.

Meet our latest wonderful ridiculous purchase.

Me: What's going on over here?
Corey: There's a bunch of trash on the floor.

Hopscotch Music Fest is where I see all the townies I'm vaguely friends with.

Last night was my first time eating pineapple and jalapeno on pizza. (Late to the spice game.) I've been missing out for *years.*

I'm both excited and pre-exhausted about Hopscotch Music Fest this weekend.

Do people still listen to podcasts? Got any recommendations? I have a long commute now (45 minutes).

Watched the finale last night. Afterward, I wanted to watch more. :(

Happy Labor Day! I was planning on riding bikes with my friend, but I woke up sick, so here's a picture of Loki.

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