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remember when we all just tooted about bread

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everyone's migrating but this is the boat I chose to sink on and I'm gonna fuckin DROWN DAMMIT

i'm feeling v. frustrated so i'm gonna go watch something extremely british

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got two jars of pepperocinis for later this week. very excited to snack on them

like maybe mastodon should add a search function, just a thought

one thing in twitter's favor is that it's a lot easier on there than mastodon to track down info about whatever ppl are mad about

what even is the latest .social drama, i can't keep up, i'm just here to post cat pictures

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sure it’s a weird bathroom selfie but I look hot today tbh

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gender is a scam invented by bathroom companies in the 1960's in order to sell more bathrooms

I’m officially bringing Bear with me to Florida. He’d better not eat my mom’s birds!!!!

sure it’s a weird bathroom selfie but I look hot today tbh

I went skating this morning and now I absolutely can’t get warm at work. It’s soooooo cold ❄️❄️❄️❄️☃️

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