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good morning, I hope you enjoy your day as much as Bear enjoyed this nap 💤

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GUYS. A Garfield Christmas is on YouTube, LET’S ALL LIVE TOOT IT NOW youtu.be/4G0l3dt6ovQ

GUYS. A Garfield Christmas is on YouTube, LET’S ALL LIVE TOOT IT NOW youtu.be/4G0l3dt6ovQ

I honestly hate Wednesdays in the same way that Garfield hates Mondays

@amycii update: Bear slept snuggled up next to my head last night and yelled at me when I left for work, so all is forgiven. Also, he normally loves to be picked up and hugged like that, he just hates taking pictures!

pls boost to make me feel better about how much Bear hates me for trying to get him to take a selfie together 😭

@amycii just kidding, I’m not self aware enough to go to therapy

me to my therapist: “nobody put me on their top 30 list of fave tooters :(“

I’m assuming I’m 31st on everyone’s list and just didn’t quite make the cut

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@amycii anyone who can give up bread is braver than the troops

@amycii I even bought fucking coconut flour and it sat in my fridge for a year without being touched

here is a true story for you: I tried to go on a low carb diet once and I lasted literally less than 3 hours on it bc bread.

i'm eating mozzarella sticks rn, they are bread

Bear knocked over my floor lamp while I was at work

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