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brain: sleep
me: puts down phone, closes eyes
brain: wtf do you think you’re doing asshole

someone: “if you can’t sleep then someone is thinking about you”
my insomniac ass: (o´Д`)

the pressure of having any sort of online presence was too much so i ran away for a couple weeks.

I have decided. I actually do not like any of you.

give me liberty or give me a platform to bitch about social issues!!!

*all of my kins spill out of my pockets* ahhh!!! oh noooo!!
*bends over to pick up a kin* *bends over to pick up a kin* *bends over to pick up a kin* *bends over to pick up a kin* *bends over to pick up a kin* *bends over to pick up a kin* *bends over to pick up a kin*

*taunting child voice* i’m already tracer but what are you??!

in conclusion: furry cons are just one big orgy

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