Things you could do with 500 toots, in honour of my 500th toot:
+ publish an awful book
+ read them off index cards to fill the awkward few minutes after sex
+ print them and line a bird cage
+ gather evidence for a psychological competency hearing
+ turn them into beat poetry
+ sell them to the internet content megacorporations
@Samizdata A good toot on the regular is good for digestion.
@andyAstruc Not so good for good coworker relations.
@andyAstruc Holy crap? 607 toots? And I don't even feel bloated!