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Please don’t title your magazine interview/profile “Meet [Name]” unless you describe them so well that their shade burrows into my brain and expresses itself as a boil on my neck which eventually talks to me, grows in size, and takes over my entire life in a gruesome indictment of our culture.

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@aedison The proper title is "Meat [Name]" to instill the sense of physical mortality and sociopathic detachment I look for when I read popular magazines.

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