My mom is such a girl. I texted her to let her know that the furnace still wasn't working here and that it was 58 degrees inside when I woke up.

She said, "Oh, well, just turn on the oven and warm the house with it."

I was like, "Um, I was trying to ask where you left the key to the shed so I could bring in firewood and light up the stove."

The oven, Ma, really? Also, call someone to fix the furnace already, woman! You know I'm staying here! It's October already, yeesh!

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