i got the bofa, see you suckers later from my garfield zeppelin

every time i post and it doesn't do numbers, i assume the server has gone down again. and folks, it appears to go down 15-20 times a day

Reddit is pretty much a failed site at this point. Rarely anything interesting & the mods might as well be hired directly by governments & corporations.

im getting "i survived the server crisis of 8/18" tshirts made

No one needs to starve. No one needs to freeze. No one needs to die. There is enough for everyone. More empty homes than all the people without them, more food than grocers can even sell. The labor and the materials to end scarcity exist now. It is not a far-off dream. We can end scarcity in this life.

CW birdsite 

to be real though i dunno if i'll ever return to twitter in any real capacity

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Twitter vs Mastodon

Mastodon vs Twitter

what if we use both and just retire to masto from time to time for mh breaks

servers start operating just in time for people to see my mediocre toots, the contract between eugen and I working out perfectly

i deleted a toot, that'll help the servers right

man we have posted so many bad toots on this server and the server is taking its revenge

me, running back and forth to post on ten million different social media sites:

Boost for one of these:

- Bash the fash
- Throw a TERF into the sun
- Guillotine the bourgeois
- Hug an enby
- Pet a cat

Nobody has to know which one you chose

AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF TOOTING INTO THE LATE HOURS OF THE NIGHT
AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF
HOW DID I GET HERE

The fact that you were ever able to Get Gud at twitter signals to me that you have sacrificed some small part of yourself to merge with twitter's dark and inexorable energies, and when I see you in my notifications I can sense that swirling invisible malstrom around you like how a dog senses an earthquake. I swear I have nothing against you personally you're just incredibly cursed by twitter and it makes me want to cross myself to ward away the evil

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